Funny Quotes Sayings Page 2
1. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
2. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ----by Victor Borge
3. The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. --by Mark Twain
4. I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
5- I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. ----Theodore Roosevelt
6- If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time. ----Henry Link
7- The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery. ---- F Bacon
8- Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you.
9- The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ---- Jeff Foxworthy
10- Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing. the result. ---- Vince Lombardi
