Funny Quotes Sayings Page 4
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? ---- Groucho Marx
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. ---- Ronald Reagan
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ----Fred Allen
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. ----Edward Flaherty
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ---Jerry M. Wright
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time. ----Henry Link
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. ---Yogi berra
Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed. ---Lily Tomlin
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. --- Bill Cosby
